the time for the next Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

• I didn't not have a clue who was playing in the Superbowl until today when I saw it on my homepage when I got on the Internet, & didn't choose to watch other shows like House instead!
• I definitely have not watched all the episodes of the OC & didn't actually enjoy every single episode because I am a 33-year old woman & no longer a teenager!
• I certainly haven't been going through withdrawals the last few days because my email is messed up & I'm not getting any of my very important hundred emails I usually get every day!I also didn't dread calling my internet company because I thought they would not be helpful (which they weren't) & I would feel like an idiot (which I did)!
• My 8-year old son did not come in the house smelling like a campfire yesterday because he watched the neighbor catch various things in the yard on fire with a lighter because we have definitely taught him better than that!
• I really didn't not get any laundry done this weekend & am not praying that I have enough undergarments to get me through the next 3 nights I have to work!

What did you not do this week?

the time for another Not Me! Monday!

Let me try to remember some things I didn't do this week:

• I did not absolutely insist that I didn't want to get put on stand-by @ work (that means I have to stay home but can get called in if they need me), then when they told me I had to be put on stand-by actually get excited about it, only to get absolutely crushed when they called me back an hour later to tell me I had to go ahead & come in!
• I certainly did not sulk & whine at work because they told me I had to go ahead & come in & it was my 4th 12-hr night shift in a row & had a really crazy busy patient load acting like I was the only nurse EVER that this has happened to only to have many of the wonderful people I work with jump in & help me so I wouldn't have a panic attack or a nervous breakdown! I would not ever do these things because I am normally such a calm, cool, & collected person!
• I definitely have not spoiled my 2-year old to the point of her not letting any other children or even adults sit by me or talk to me without yelling out "That's my mommy!"
• I really did not just yesterday finally get my Christmas tree out of my house still having other Christmas decorations up when it's almost the middle of January!
• I really, really did not sleep almost 24 hours straight after the above mentioned horrible night at work & was STILL TIRED so had to take a long afternoon nap!
  

the time again for Not Me! Monday

It's that time again to blog about all the things I did, I mean did not do this week:

• I did not get really excited thinking about my older 3 kids going back to school today because they are driving me absolutely crazy!!
• I definitely did not tell my co-workers I would call & see if they needed any help last night, & then when I woke up did not call partly because I was not feeling very well but partly because I just really didn't want to go to work!
• I really did not contemplate leaving my Christmas decorations up for another week because I dread having to take it all down & try to make it all fit in the storage containers again!
• I certainly did not unsubscribe to a email newsletter like I resolved to do this year only to subscribe to 3 more in it's place!

What things did you not do this week?

the time for Not Me! Monday

Here are a few of the things I did not do this week:

• I did not plan my 2 year old's birthday party the morning after I was on-call @ work from 7p-7a, not have anything ready ahead of time, then get called into work & by the skin of my teeth they found someone to work so I could go home and actually get everything ready for her party & get a good night sleep because that would be absolutely absurd!
• I most certainly do not enjoy watching Rock of Love Charm School & record it on my DVR because it is full of a bunch of non-wholesome women with no morals or values & every other word is bleeped out!
• I really did not wait until last Saturday night to finish my Christmas shopping & still not have anything wrapped or ready with Christmas only 3 days away!
• I definitely do not refuse to take my 4 kids into the store for short trips like picking up prescriptions so I leave them in the van, lock them in, & run in really quick praying that nothing bad will happen to them or they will kill each other while I'm in there!
• I really, really did not never get around to sending out any Christmas cards this year because I'm so darn busy & maybe a little bit lazy!

the another Not Me! Monday

• I did not laugh hysterically at my almost 2-yr-old daughter when she yelled at the TV "stupid dummy TV" because commercials were on instead of her beloved "Wow! Wow Wubbzy!" before telling her that was not a very nice thing to say


• I really do not still not have my Christmas decorations put up & it's definitely not partly because hubby won't bring the storage containers inside from the storage room


• I definitely do not have over 4000 unread messages in my email inbox & have never ever had that many unread email messages & it's not because I subscribe t0 every newsletter known to man


• I certainly did not procrastinate taking my son to get his hair cut that hubby had to finally cut it himself (he actually did a pretty good job though)


• I really really really did not still have Halloween cookies in my freezer that I baked for the kids Saturday night

Now let me tell you some things I really did do this week:

• I learned how to french braid on the internet

this is how I did Kalli's hair for school this morning

• I had a laundry folding party with the kids & didn't freak out that they didn't fold everything just perfect


• I worked 6 out of 7 nights 12-hour shifts (actually overlapped some into last week)


• I changed my blog template to Christmas theme - so even though my house is not decorated for the holidays, my blog is!

the next Not Me! Monday

It's that time again - Not Me! Monday!

• I did not get upset with my hubby because I had to fix all the children's plates on Thanksgiving all by myself.
• I also do not still have Thanksgiving decorations up while the Christmas decorations are still in the storeroom.
• I definitely did not buy 2 bags of Dove Chocolate candy & not share it with my hubby or kiddos.
• I certainly did not let my baby go to bed without a bath Thanksgiving night because I was soooo tired.
• I really, really did not sit in my bed on Black Friday & buy Christmas presents on the internet in my pj's.

I think I feel better now!!

the first Not Me! Monday

OK so I know it's not Monday, but I just found this, it's a Wednesday, & I'm ready to start now!

• I did not tell my children that they could have whatever they wanted for snack if they would just leave me alone so I could take a nap before work!
• I did not drink 4-8 diet cherry cokes per day!
• I did not ask my children to sign me up for something easy on the Thanksgiving feast list so I would not have to make anything, so we could only bring paper plates (I did get cute Thanksgiving plates), dill pickles, & nuts!
• I did not let the answering machine screen my calls for me because I was tired & didn't feel like talking to anybody right then.
• I did not feed my 2-year old a cold hot dog weenie for lunch even though she loves them & runs around the house screaming "weenie" until you get her one!

This is a kind of short one since I'm kind of new @ this. Really made me think though - hmm!